Gina Is Crazy... About Cats!

You don't know me but I certainly do! That's because I'm Gina the crazy cat lady. I love cats so much that one time I found a cat and took him to the vet and spent a ton of time and money on the whole process. The vet doctor was like, "Maybe I should be giving you drugs to help you with your advanced case of the crazies instead of poking my finger in this cat's butthole!" I was all, "Shut up, you stupid vet doctor! I'm Gina and I hate you!" Then, I grabbed the cat by its whiskers and jumped out the window and got in my car and chowed down on a tasty bowl of Fancy Feast. Cat food is gross but it makes me appreciate cats more, so sometimes I eat a bunch of it in my car with all the windows rolled up. Then, we went home and tore up some pictures of dogs. I hate dogs! Dogs think they're so bad ass but you know what? They're about as bad ass as a day at the dog show, which is anti-bad ass on account of all the dogs that are there. I'm going to go play some softball and by that I mean pet some cats. Later!