Gina Is Crazy... About Cats!

Today is the best day of the year and I'm not just whistling dixie here. By "whistling dixie" I am obviously talking about petting and brushing several dozen cats until they pass out from over-brushing and since I am doing that, I guess I'm actually whistling a butt-load of dixie right about now. Anyway, yesterday was my birthday, but I had to go to jury duty instead of hang out with felines (a.k.a. cats), so it didn't really count. As it turns out, some guy threw twenty-seven stupid dogs out the window of his apartment into a volcano and so they arrested him for being totally awesome or something. Anyway, I was on the jury until I got into a shouting match with a tree stump regarding the dangers of cats getting stuck in trees and then they asked me to leave after about six minutes of solid tazering. So, here I am today, celebrating my birthday. By the way, I'm twenty-seven years old and I celebrated by throwing twenty-seven dogs out of my apartment and into a volcano. Wait, that was yesterday... Cats are my favorite!

Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! Meow-meow meow-meow meow-meow. Happy Catsday cats cat!